I'm not sure if other people have this experience, but to
me, thoughts are not fragments. They're more like incredibly huge meals. That's
why I write so voluminously. You may see a thought as a simple assertion,
capable of expression in a hundred words or less. I can hear lots of you
crying, "Come on, Wohlsi! Cut to the chase! What's the point?"
I see one well-defined thought as a feast laid before me,
and even if I fill my mouth just as full as I possibly can, it will take many,
many bites to get it all in. I need to read and understand every morsel to
appreciate it.
So that's why I write about Sex in the Classroom in five
parts. I just can't get it said any simpler. I mean, who in the world would
listen to me if I handed you this:
"The majority of people can't read very well because
when they're learning the most essential reading skills of their lives, sex
gets in the way and short-circuits their minds."
Who would give me the slightest credence if I said that?
Now, I see lots of people stopping by to check out my blog
whenever I add something new, and that's great. Trouble is, not many are
reading whole thoughts. They look at my short stuff and go away. I understand,
I really do. None of us has time to read all this stuff. Time is like money. It
takes an investment of time to read.
Well, let me tell ya, it takes an investment of time to set
the table and put a meal on it too.
So OK! Enough for today. Here's a fragment of a thought. See
how you like it:
Maslow sucks.
OK. You've read a little over 300 words, about
all you'll want for now. See ya.
More later.
More later.
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